boatany:

my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(Source: luciforeal)

top 100 hot men

64. Chris Pratt

(Source: lovingavikaplan)

THE AMOUNT OF

brattyfatty:

brattyfatty:

*FAT ON MY BODY

*CLOTHES I WEAR

*SEX I HAVE

HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF RESPECT I DESERVE.

still fucking relevant.

How to break up with someone

  • You: Your ex is attractive.
  • Partner: Which one?
  • You: Me.
  • You: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oceantides:

"Were Never Married" by Jackson Eaton

annimate:

chasingcomics:

The Man Who Lives Alone

My Intro to Comics final about ghosts and love.

CHASE CHASE CHASE IS AWESOME

deathwingxvx:

I was hot all year big surprise. 

i still think he is extremely attractive

"

Dear Future Daughter:

1) When you’re at some party, chain smoking on the roof with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant large dark eyes, ask her about her day. I promise you, you won’t regret it. Often times you’ll find the strangest of people have the most captivating of stories to tell.

2) Please, never mistake desire for love. Love will engulf your soul, whilst desire will emerge as acid, slowly making it’s way through your veins, gradually burning you from the inside out.

3) No one is going to fucking save you, anything you’ve read or heard otherwise is bullshit.

4) One day a boy is going to come along who’s touch feels like fire and who’s words taste like vanilla, when he leaves you, you will want to die. If you know anything at all, know that it is only temporary.

5) Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwards, go the fuck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells you differently.

"

Abbie Nielsen  (via harrycmon)

(Source: passionandcoffeestains)

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn